Have you lost your weave???
November 20, 2007 | Category: I'm an Urban Dweller
Today I needed to go to the store and pick up a few items for cookies I wanted to bake this afternoon. In efforts to get this errand done quickly so I could be home by 4 to watch Oprah’s favorite things show (might post my thoughts on this later) I went to the nearest grocery store, which I like to call Scary Kroger. So I get there, grab a cart, and start rushing around the store. The cart was being a pain, one of the wheels was sticking (I know you’ve been there). I always either get the cart with the sticky or squeaky wheel….never the nice ones with cupholders (marsh). Anyway, guess what was under the wheel causing the malfunction, a dark brown, kinky weave (or what my friend Kristi likes to call a “wiglet”). Anyway, I was in too much of a rush to get a new cart, so I was completely grossed out for my whole shopping trip and could have dryheaved at any moment. Then, I went home and mustered up enough appetite to bake my cookies. Have you lost your weave, because I found it twisted up in the wheel of my cart at Scary Kroger……yum-o!
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November 21st, 2007 @ 1:12 am
you are such a dork!
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November 21st, 2007 @ 3:03 am
We live halfway between Scary Kroger and Not Quite So Scary Kroger, although just a wee bit closer to Scary Kroger. So if it’s daylight we’ll risk it, but after dark is strictly Not Quite So Scary Kroger time.
I wonder if we are talking about the same store.
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November 21st, 2007 @ 3:51 am
I’m laughing out loud! Great story – thanks for sharing!
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November 21st, 2007 @ 3:19 pm
ha that is so funny!
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November 21st, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
gross!
….but did you see the awesome frig with a tv in it on ophra’s show yesterday! i want one…only $3800!
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November 21st, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
So…are you trying to say that you are THANKFUL for not having to wear a wiglet???
Next time my wheel sticks…I will be afraid to look at why.
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November 21st, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
Oh, that is so gross…yet, so very funny! Thanks for sharing.
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November 21st, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
Thanks for not posting a picture of that one!
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November 24th, 2007 @ 5:37 am
No I’m not missing any weave…maybe time to get some though. HEHE! Good story!
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November 25th, 2007 @ 12:33 am
I can just picture this!! Ughhh!! Happy Thanksgiving!
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November 25th, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
the wheel on my cart at meijer got stuck today. i didnt want to look down in fear of finding a weave!!!!
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