The pumpkin grew and grew and grew.

Last year while picking pumpkins, I got a lot of really hilarious jokes about my apparent attempt to smuggle a pumpkin right out of the patch. Awe, those jokes are always SO.FREAKIN.FUNNY to a woman in her 3rd trimester. Comedic brilliance! Oy. I was big. And still had 5 weeks to go. Well, thankfully [...]

Totally speechless, but not quite wordless, Wednesday.

Somebody doodled this yesterday, while waiting for her dinner. Somebody’s name has been pixelated, to hide his obvious innocence. I send her to public school for two seconds months, and this is what happens. Speechless. *and for those who don’t speak kindergarten, let me translate: That is a girl dino, asking the boy dino for [...]

Deflated and out of ideas

Can you hear that? That’s the sound of my daughter: …screaming that she hates the cereal I poured her. …flopping down on the hardwood floors, thrashing her feet as hard as she can, with her back arched tight, because she doesn’t want to change her underpants. And that she doesn’t want me to touch her [...]

Share the Scare

It’s that time of year. Time to act a fool. Time to spruce up those social media avatars to reflect the Halloween season. Let me show you how… You start with a picture like this: To achieve this desired look, you must: 1. be sleep deprived and jet-lagged. 2. have not showered in 2 days [...]

DesignHER does Vegas!

Oh hey! How are you? Guess what I’ve been up to this past week? Let us recap. Shall we? Ok. In no particular order: Got escorted in a stretch Hummer limo (along with about 40 other lady bloggers) to attend a super fab party for CarWoo.com, sponsored by Clever Girls. Had a makeover complimentary of [...]

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